Dana White Clapping Back At UFC Fans With Mean Instagram Comments Will Never Not Crack Me Up

After getting a couple chirps about the quality of this weekend’s UFC pay-per-view, UFC 234 – especially following the cancellation of the scheduled main event: Robert Whittaker vs Kelvin Gastelum – UFC President Dana White decided enough was enough, and went after one of the many haters and losers in the comment section section of his Instagram posts, clapping back to a chirp with…

“you are a fuckin IDIOT and DEFINITELY not a fight fan. Watch the Bachelor tomorrow u PUSS”

Ricochet shot at The Bachelor aside, this is a perfect, hilarious boom-roast. It doesn’t even matter if the fan is speaking some truth about a lackluster card (which it wound up NOT being)…once you enter the thunderdome that is Dana’s comments, it’s no holds barred, and you deserve everything you get. It’s not like this is out of the norm for the President of the UFC.

I don’t think I’ve ever left a single negative comment on anything in my life with the sole purpose of letting the world know I have a dirty diaper, and couldn’t imagine having the free time or lack of pride to do so, so shit like this response is what makes me love Dana White so much – just like his Ariel Helwani and Darren Rovell chirps, especially knowing I’m on his good side now.

Could you imagine Goodell or Bettman responding and interacting with their fans, let alone calling them pusses? The answer is a HARD no.

I dug up a few of the goof’s greatest hits from the past, as well, so please enjoy the following…

Oh, and possibly my favorite one ever was in response to some dude saying something like, “How about you start paying fighters what they deserve and treating them more fairly, considering they’re putting their lives on the line for you?!” Dana just said…

…and instantly became the Goofball GOAT.